Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

(on a Bussard ramscoop),

scoop of double chocolate

Then a Kardashian appeared

, and everyone groaned, but

the ratings went up

in a puff of

hallucinogenic mustard. Monica declared, “

“That was a gas!”

The hallucinogenic mustard seeped

throughout the corridors, down

into the secret bunker

where, unbeknownst to Monica,

it proceeded to evolve

sentience and thus schemed

to conquer humanity. Meanwhile,

back at the ranch…

the supply of mustard

had been mysteriously consumed

by some unknown but

Mcdonalds related secret character