(on a Bussard ramscoop),
scoop of double chocolate
Then a Kardashian appeared
, and everyone groaned, but
the ratings went up
in a puff of
hallucinogenic mustard. Monica declared, “
“That was a gas!”
The hallucinogenic mustard seeped
throughout the corridors, down
into the secret bunker
where, unbeknownst to Monica,
it proceeded to evolve
sentience and thus schemed
to conquer humanity. Meanwhile,
back at the ranch…
the supply of mustard
had been mysteriously consumed
by some unknown but
Mcdonalds related secret character