Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

known only as Ronnie,

who unholstered his Raygun

and shot the Kardashian.

Which Kardashian, you ask?

Once upon a time

When Kardashians were relevant

(as in the Hyborian

Age of Glam Warriors)

, there was a tribe

, and among that tribe

was their eldritch witch

whose very name was

Elect me and I’ll

[SuntanLotion, you may find it helpful to mind the previous entry, both semantically and grammatically. I know how easy it is to get ninja’ed, but you gotta check for that too.]

[Picking off from the good Professor’s last entry]

translatable as "Pickled Herring

with garlic, ginger, and

mustard, whose return was

picketed by a horde

of daleks, carrying bunches

Of old, dried out

shrunken heads, which chanted