cleaning the walls. Then
, just when they thought
they had enough mustard,
Mean Mr. Mustard himself
Took his hat off
whilst loudly chanting the
Hokey Pokey, so Gumby
, dammit, refused to bend
to the will of
French or Gulden to
behave like a gentleman.
“That’s Major Gumby, dammit!”
shouted the irate major,
"none of you blaphemin’
mustard-covered, dalek-lovin’
unclean infidels could possibly
understand the importance of
mustard to all humankind,
much less its parasite
, the lumpy grey worm