called Cedric who infested
everything in FTX before
Lord Prefuncture And Monica
conceived the Holy Maggot
and left town, forsooth!"
"What shall we name
the newly built atomic
turkey disintegrator?" “The Sledge-o-Matic!”
suggested Monica, brandishing her
outrageously bogus German accent
which made her bra
strain against the forces
of narrative credibility (unsuccessfully),
forming a plot singularity
which, for some reason,
won her an Oscar
for the scene where
her Pasta Cannon malfunctioned,
spraying tortellini all down
the Queen’s pristine white