old electronic brain, the
morality circuits fused, causing
pandemonium among the huddled
fishermen from Nova Scotia
as they frantically tried
to untangle their nets.
Having no success, they
Called the best man
that mustard could buy,
that indomitable and fearless
robber baron who had
gone by the name
that no-one could remember.
So The Man With
Four Names donated one
of his prizewinning gnus
in the hope that
, after being crossbred with
the president’s pet klipspringer,
the resulting hellspawn would