savagely attack the dreaded
Slovenian mud golem, which
Retaliated by spinning its
nipple tassels provocatively. This
action only served to
cause all sentient individuals
to start babbling in
the earpiece of Dr.
Barnabas Q Fuzzwiggle, Jr,
the inventor of the
Infinite Improbability Module, which
is powered by mustard.
Mustard, the indispensable resource,
yellow clearly being best
Suited for fighting off
unfragrant brown mustard attacks
and the dire Ketchup
monsters of Zoglonivilyuguhejemmiliki IV,
who all have orange
Happy Meals between their