that leads to Uranus.
This resulted in a(n)
very uncomfortable experience for
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak,
the sniveling blancmange tory
, who was normally accustomed
to hobnobbing with daleks
largely as humble assistants.
But no, not this
time, as he was
eaten alive by tiny
malevolent rat-tailed squirrels which
then had explosive diarrhea
And shoved it into
wine bottles and marketed
It to trump voters
. Predictably, sales were brisk.
It was called Chateau
d’ Hémorroïde, which has
Made Assholes Great Again!