Mercifully, at this point
the Daleks had been
unleashed against the Kardashians
Who turned their boobs
into weapons of mass
lactation, thereby drowning every
Norwegian.
Chapter Two
During
the Hyperborean Era, King
Orsentamistoat VIII of Tonkwanglistan
(known to friends as
a practical joker), placed
strategically between two stools,
a pot of gold;
a pot of gravel;
six small frogs and
a Blawnox street guide.
The King’s plan was
the essence of sheer
incompetence, although the defenestration
was a nice touch.