Basically, to trap the
most celebrated wolverine ever
, Hugh Jackman volunteered to
be the 1st test
, but died before the
trampoline could be rigged.
The trampoline’s owner attached
three land mines underneath
Madrid, for some reason.
Then, when everyone was
waiting with bated breath
for the first bounce,
it became apparent that
that the owner miswired
the sticky glitter tank
and its spray nozzle.
Soon the air was
alive with the sound
of angry ratels who
secretly, condescendingly despised ratels.