stole all the honey
(Take note of the previous posters’ punctuation, if you please)
, and annoyed the bears.
[Watch for the ninjas rather]
The bears plotted their
nefarious, heinous, evil schemes
(which, typically, were overly
complicated and involved various
subterfuges and algorithms which
devolved into catechisms of
glitter landmine disposal techniques.
"Oh, Almighty God-Bear, release
the stoats of retribution
!,” the high priestess chanted.
Then she twerked mightily
, which had the desired
calming effect on the
Rabid weasels trying to
perform surgery on my
beloved rhinoceros’s ingrown toenail.
By then everybody forgot
what the damned plotline