Eating the DVD and
checking his horoscope, which
Said he would die
of a massively ruptured
testicle, caused by pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
This is not as
Bad as his small
parasitic twin, who whispers
day and night, “Please
Feed me the first
Girl Scout that you
See under the bridge
and a wafer-thin mint."
So naturally, Pete Hotchkiss
went out and procured
a goat, three softballs,
a half-gallon of seltzer,
a tacky 3 dollar
whore, an ocelot spleen,
Put them inside of