the smaller of the
concentric ovipules of dismantropy,
(which is not easy),
before instantaneously administering discrepancies
through the anal sphincter,
as the Surgeon General
does routinely on Thursdays.
Unfortunately, a complication arose,
When the hardest object
imaginable was roughly thrust
through the gates of
his lower gastrointestinal tract.
When he turned sideways
and looked at the
X-Ray, he was alarmed
at just how much
Snow had fallen on
the Siberian tundra since
the last Czar died
(Vlad XXVIV the Snollygoster,