the Son of Bob
, Scourge of the Latvians).
Underneath the snow was
a mysterious iron grate,
which clearly was not
securely fastened. Samantha bravely
ran away screaming her
lungs out as hordes
of rabid stoats converged
on her forgotten backpack
and proceeded to embroider
their secret code symbol:
fnord Principia Discordia fnord
Meanwhile, Samantha suddenly remembered
where she’d left her
pet Eldritch Abomination, named
after her Uncle Eldritch,
bastard that he was,
despite his talented embroidery,
so she rushed to