“But not these stoats!,”
exclaimed a suspiciously slim
but extremely fetching young
Eldrich Abomination taco merchant.
"These stoats have been
sanctified, purified, almost kosher!"
the merchant went on.
Samantha’s agent dramatically produced
her contract, which clearly
forbid close association with
Eldrich Abomination taco merchants.
Scarcely able to believe
her bad luck, she
opened the iron grate
only to reveal the
sexually frustrated Dalek army
ferociously grinding their outermost
Arabica beans into a
Mind altering gruel that
placated the stoats. Daringly,