one of the Daleks
started yodeling the theme
song to “Barney Miller”
despite being tone deaf.
The Grammy committee was
unimpressed, however, and summarily
pronounced the competition void.
So the Daleks proceeded
to bitch and moan
When who showed up
but that master of
gardening and blood-drenched despair,
the artist formerly known
for saving defenseless kittens,
feeding all the starving
stoats, and generally being
a woman who knew
her tennis: Venus Williams.
What she didn’t know
was that the Asp,