having already bitten King
on his way to
the suburbs of Blawnox,
finding his lost name
in the dusty archives.
Samantha, Venus and the
Queen of Fools all
just laughed and laughed!
But suddenly, nothing happened.
Or so it seemed…
until Orson Bean arrived!
Then the aliens came
bearing gifts of precious
Beanie Babies, which proceeded
to eat the three
Balloons flying over their
secret base deep in
[REDACTED]. Samantha then daringly
took off her crusty
corset, her barnacled brassiere,