freeing the cannon balls
from her grotesquely swollen
Voter base, when conveniently
they started bouncing up
around her most ample
tomato crop. The aliens
were not amused to
see such sport, and
said “Kill All Humans”
, but the daleks (surprisingly)
tickled them all instead.
A massive spasm of
confusion resulted. Happily, Venus
hasn’t been ticklish since
Pan snuck into her
boudoir and removed her
spleen as requested. Eventually,
everybody everywhere died horribly,
except for those prescient
Enough to hide in