time. Samantha declared, “I
am the Alpha and
you’re just a Sigma
.” which prompted Venus to
do the Nutbush. Her
true form was revealed
eventually, they tell me.
More on that later.
From Samantha’s backpack emerged
nine tiny little men!
Who voted to send
Christmas cards at Easter.
This precipitated religious war
between Moronica and Laputa,
on the one side,
and Belgium on the
other. The seas parted
and swallowed Belgium whole.
Samantha closed her backpack.
She loathed Belgium, but