Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

that was unnecessarily draconian,

and anyway, the daleks

Had taken off their

fabled, magical false eyelashes

and promptly eaten them.

Samantha ran to the

Bathroom to fill up

her squirt gun with

tepid, tepid, tepid water

which was lethal to

Rigellian carnivorous aphid lifeforms.

She aimed the weapon at

The top of the

Matterhorn, where the aphids

tended to cluster, and

burrow into the icy

depths of the Swiss

Alps while loudly farting.

This caused an avalanche

that awoke Gargamel from