, sighing heavily, as he
tried vainly to ignore
the horrible, horrible font
(Mistral), while he wrote:
"Today, this very one,
marks eleven centuries since
The lion went crazy
in battle at Soissons.
Eating all the strawberries
Then turning red as
blood." Hezekiah paused, his
genitals suddenly alarmingly warm
as his girlfriend drew
a picture of his
suddenly-alarmingly-warm genitals,
using crayons, coprolite and
steel wool for pubic
verisimilitude. Gargamel’s dream finished.
Meanwhile, at the laundromat,
Gertrude and Heathcliff wondered