Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

, sighing heavily, as he

tried vainly to ignore

the horrible, horrible font

(Mistral), while he wrote:

"Today, this very one,

marks eleven centuries since

The lion went crazy

in battle at Soissons.

Eating all the strawberries

Then turning red as

blood." Hezekiah paused, his

genitals suddenly alarmingly warm

as his girlfriend drew

a picture of his

suddenly-alarmingly-warm genitals,

using crayons, coprolite and

steel wool for pubic

verisimilitude. Gargamel’s dream finished.

Meanwhile, at the laundromat,

Gertrude and Heathcliff wondered