Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

Who had left socks

, but no right socks?

The answer was in

fact quite simple: Belgian

amputees had! Significantly, this

made the cover of

Time Magazine, the issue

before the one with

the head of the

Venus Williams Appreciation Society.

Few noticed that the

Inside of the magazine

was flawed by double

the usual number of

fish recipes, including one

for ceviche that included

garlic, chives, rancid eggnog

, Angostura Bitters and a

pint of kumquat juice.

Of course, Martha Stewart