Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

considered this an assault

on her eggnog factory

, which she refused to

condemn for its sin

of ultrarefractory olfactions, contravening

the rule against obnoxious

secretions of technological algoids,

which smelled of Smedley.

She instigated a frivolous

Rebellion, which lasted all

through the night, but

caught the attention of

a small band of

misfits, rebels and hairdressers,

Who tore down the

eclectic display of shrunken

Katy Perry American Dolls

and replaced them with

Two of the presidents

they most ardently admired: