Burundi’s President Ndayishimiye, and
Martin Van Buren, both
known for wearing paisley
whenever they had a
banquet for a foreign
carpet salesman. The hairdressers
worked for simply weeks
at a time, despite
the shortage on taffeta.
Samantha holstered her gun,
took out her saxophone,
(which doubled as a
vase), and began to
Play the theme song
to the always popular
show, “Survivor: Marianas Trench”.
Little did she know,
(and scientists all agreed)
that trench was deep.
So deep you could