their wigs, as well
as their pajamas, revealing
the Masonic tattoo, placed
coquettishly (and rather shockingly)
over their polka dotted
belly button rings. Normally,
belly button rings are
cheesy, but these ones
were fashioned by ancient
Mayan silversmiths, trained in
the silversmithing arts by
the great, great, great
Ixmucane Kukulkan Hunahpu-Gutch.
Meanwhile, back at the
Kremlin, Vladimir Putin grabbed
Petro Poroshenko by the
clown mask, saying, "How
would you like to
go dancing with me?"
Poroshenko stammered, quite faintly,