Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

and then gulped down

a shot of vodka.

Meanwhile, back at the

ranch, Roy and Dale

brought Trigger into their

“Happy Trails” music video

The horse danced around

stomping on the ground

and stomped poor Bullet

flatter than a pancake

. Meanwhile, back at the

State Capitol building, Governor

Stanislaus Kazurinsky adjusted his

tie, and pushed the

press agent in front

of an oncoming Segway.

After they scraped the

teeth off the wheels

it ran much smoother,

tho a strange whistling