Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

sound caught everyone’s ear.

Coincidentally, that sound matched

the one that the

Soviets heard right before

Mathias Rust’s plane landed.

Somewhere, Mikhail Gorbachev frowned.

He picked up the

fingerless gloves left behind

a loose brick in

the crack of my

neighbor’s kitchen door, and

sensuously slid them on.

"Nobody knows that I’m

a transvestite," he whsipered

to his imaginary friend

in the broken mirror.

Modestly tipping his hat,

respecting J. Edgar Hoover

(his brother in cross-dressing),

and slinking downstairs to