This pleased their host,
who subsequently died of
Embarrassment, once he realized
Cher was mocking him.
His funeral was a
solemn and moving occasion.
Except for the caterwauling
from the conga line.
That’s to be expected,
however, when all the
Pinatas fell at once
, scattering kibble and catnip
and playing at boxes
from here to Blawnox;
from Blawnox to Tallahassee.
to the Great North
and the Chilly South!
Suddenly, the officiant took
offense and ran toward
the pulpit and cried, "