Stoats and daleks - ATTACK!”
The Daleks said “Exterminate”
; the stoats took umbrage
Before they bit the
hairdressers’ arms off. Consequently,
softball season was cancelled.
Billy Funkstumbler was mortified -
he’d never expected to
Be a pitch hitter
(whatever that might be)
he wanted to be
a lumberjack, amongst the
pines of British Columbia.
Pine tar reminded him
Of his first love
who was rather sticky.
Dierdre was her name
, and she resembled a
smaller version of a
larger than average woman.