Dierdre was proud of
both of her spleens
which were removed from
an Italian museum after
they were mistaken for
Lady Gaga’s earrings, which
were worn on her
during her wedding to
some celebrity or other.
The museum’s curator, furious,
demanded that the police
join the conga line
and shake their booties
in time with the
Beatles song, “Lady Madonna”
Meanwhile, in the Subcontinent
, a puma and a
preacher walked into a
Bar and asked for
Hey now, was this chopped liver or what?