Who tasted like the
One who walks alone
(meaning, redolent of liquorice),
then it scratched his
nether region, eliciting a
strongly worded communique from
the Swiss embassy stating,"
cat scratch fever imminent!"
The Prussian ambassador concurred.
Both ambassadors then revealed
That they were hiding
both of Dierdre’s spleens.
BOGO scream for spleens
went unheard, as BOGO
had no vocal chords
left since the ‘Incident’
involving an egg beater
and a quart of
High quality mouth wash
that was banned in