Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

eighteen states (including Kentucky)

for containing fluoroantimonic acid.

Nobody expected it would

prove to be the

cure for gaseous emanations

- and it wasn’t, although

(and it bears repeating)

it attracts rabid stoats

, furious, foaming, and eager

Most of all, flatulent.

But enough about them!

Lest we forget, the

puma is still savagely

critical of the republican

attempts to ban felines

, so the English teacher’s

Students organized a huge

bake sale, with optional

gluten free breads and

hexagonal donuts with ceramic