sprinkles. They didn’t sell.
Their fallback plan was
invading Togo with spiders
When this didn’t work,
they gave up, and
successfully invaded Chad instead.
All was well until
the spleens of Dierdre
were genetically altered to
to resemble a nasty
ulcerated kidney instead. Eww!
They smelled like a
former elected officials small
intestine after digesting lutefisk.
Subsequently, the unwanted organs
caught fire, thanks to
a fortuitous gasoline spill
courtesy of Texaco, which
covered nearly all of
the region’s seabirds, necessitating