Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

sprinkles. They didn’t sell.

Their fallback plan was

invading Togo with spiders

When this didn’t work,

they gave up, and

successfully invaded Chad instead.

All was well until

the spleens of Dierdre

were genetically altered to

to resemble a nasty

ulcerated kidney instead. Eww!

They smelled like a

former elected officials small

intestine after digesting lutefisk.

Subsequently, the unwanted organs

caught fire, thanks to

a fortuitous gasoline spill

courtesy of Texaco, which

covered nearly all of

the region’s seabirds, necessitating