a response from local
environmental groups, assessing clean-up
However, what wasn’t known
(That doesn’t seem to follow. In play):
was the stoat environmental
impact: gasoline-fuelled, rabid
but environmentally-friendly small mammals,
each of which possessed
The ability to scrape
tar off of their
skin with their tongues.
This worked well until
1986, when a psychiatrist
named Grizzabellalindaevansboderekvictoriaprincipaljaclynsmithfarrahfawcettmajorskatejackson “Callifragilisticexpialidocious” Smith
(everyone called her Nancy)
took over Texaco and
declared herself "Empress of
those with silicon implants."
This distracted everyone from
her evil plot to
Settle with Dominion. Many