of the twins’ daring
escape from the clutches
of the Metropolitan Police’s
greatest detective, Lieutenant Frank
, from his clandestine underground
lair beneath the gigantic
twin peaks of Mount
Anna Nicole. A majestic
sight it was, especially
in the pale light
, dancing with the devil
of the waning moon
. Contrary to popular belief,
ducks’ quacks DO echo.
But where was Shirley?
You can’t be serious,
she went to Goodlettsville,
Florida – the birthplace of
the concrete canoe racing
champion Sheldon Rabinowitz, who