what appeared to be
(and was) Tucker’s limp
manhood. The onlookers cheered
and the President declared
the environmental cleanup complete.
This announcement satisfied nobody
Except for Hunter Biden,
who emerged, naked, from
the Congressional committee hearing.
Accompanied by the largest
double-barreled, iron-plated, windmill-driven, leather-scented
vibrator. This suddenly started
a new round of
Applause from congress, while
also causing projectile vomiting.
The squirrel scampered away.
It saw the president
shining in the sun
so scampered even further
under the dark bush