, fearful of becoming dinner.
President Squirreleater, suddenly peckish,
summoned his aides and
equipped them with shiny
chrome plated .45 revolvers
but, strangely, no bullets.
they were cap guns
, no danger to squirrels.
A Secret Service agent
pulled out her howitzer
to defend the squirrel
from the hungry POTUS.
Suddenly fifteen reporters appeared
along with a dozen
“Save Our Squirrels” protesters.
"Witch Hunt! Fake Hoax!
", shouted the orange man.
He was ignored, naturally.
This infuriated him mightily,
until a lone, smart