(Please note the punctuation in the posts before yours)
Aldrin were fortunate in
that regard.
Inevitability, many
thought, meant “must occur.”
But thinking isn’t inevitable,
which is precisely why
the spectators were drunk.
And not just that!
They were high on
amphetamines. This minor setback
made no difference to
the squirrels which started
the bomb’s countdown sequence.
Just then, Bella Abzug
, the famous escapologist, unzipped
an amendment to the
Postal (‘Zip’) Code legislation
for no apparent reason.
Apparent reasons being scarce,
the House of Commons
approved a law to