allow squirrels to slide
at speeds up to
, but not faster than,
Mach 7. This resulted
in squirrels bursting into
flame as they crashed
into the closest green
bean farm. What they
saw may shock you -
are you sitting down? -
If not, then sit
and prepare yourself for
a tale of mystery,
where squirrels, unbeknownst to
other rodents, loudly proclaim
their immunity to sarcasm!
Just telling them how
they roll.
Suddenly, a
friend of the former
associate dean of Radcliffe