grabbed a flaming squirrel
and put it under
before performing a splenectomy.
PETA began an investigation.
into the way the
(Please note the punctuation of previous posts)
cookie crumbled in June.
Meanwhile, the squirrel rested.
After several anxious minutes,
when hope seemed lost,
the trumpets brayed downstate.
The squirrels rose together
as one, unstoppable force,
with one notable exception:
Cecilia. She was unable
to collect her loaded
baked potato, which caused
the rest of them
to stop.
A peculiar
reaction, considering there was
every incentive for them to