make more baked potatos
and use them to
stop the resistance in
the bomb’s electrical wiring.
However, the RAF had
just received a shipment
of bombs, which immediately
changed the course of
history. The squirrels abandoned
their practice of polyamory
and took up knitting.
Once they sobered up
and sharpened their claws,
they reconsidered their options,
which were either to
fish, or cut bait.
But there was a
larger issue to consider:
the bomb’s countdown sequence.
The thing is, it