was showing minus twelve…
before it even began!
This puzzled those who
designed the device, since
they were all very
precise and punctual. Still,
after eleven seconds passed,
nothing happened, except the
Star-Spangled Banner rang out.
This puzzled the RAF,
(Pronounced ARR AYY EFF)
, who immediately scrambled their
nine Spitfire fighter squadrons
to seek and destroy
any squirrel who dared
to cross the wide
void between the adjacent
counties of Miramack and
nodamnwhere county, which is
exactly where the squirrels