Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

was showing minus twelve…

before it even began!

This puzzled those who

designed the device, since

they were all very

precise and punctual. Still,

after eleven seconds passed,

nothing happened, except the

Star-Spangled Banner rang out.

This puzzled the RAF,

(Pronounced ARR AYY EFF)

, who immediately scrambled their

nine Spitfire fighter squadrons

to seek and destroy

any squirrel who dared

to cross the wide

void between the adjacent

counties of Miramack and

nodamnwhere county, which is

exactly where the squirrels