were actually expecting them!
Realizing their tactical error,
the RAF immediately deployed
platoons of genetically enhanced
stoats, heedless of the
warnings printed on their labels.
Somewhat predictably, the squirrels
couldn’t start up the
Death Star’s new superlaser,
so the stoats unhesitatingly
marched forth, determined to
eat as much fudge
as they possibly could.
Once their stomachs were
removed for scientific study
, they set about dismantling
the Eiffel Tower. Naturally,
they were hungry but
without a way to
metabolise nutrients, they perished.