which was kept next
to the NASA lander.
From this emerged a
new race of small
furry univarous creatures who
could not be described
as cute, nor friendly.
They started pulling their
long underwear off, revealing
several more underwear layers.
The Underpants Gnomes thus
confirmed their considerable talent.
“No surprise there!,” the
ironic leading news headline.
Suddenly the nearby volcano
demanded a virgin sacrifice.
Twenty virgins volunteered, so
the Chief chose one.
The virgin shook his
Magic 8-Ball, surprising everyone.