But when it was
time for the sacrifice,
the virgin decided that
enough was enough, dammit!
“We must get laid!”
The statement reverberated through
the ears of nearby
ninja stoats, silently approaching
with one deadly intent:
no virgins, dead volcano.
And yet they persisted.
The volcano, without warning
, coughed up an enormous
lava loogie that sailed
towards the approaching army
. It fell with a
rather disgusting sound of
a squishy, unnerving “plop,”
on the virgins instead.
The stoats noticed the