and the thompson twins
had their customary orgy,
officially known as Wham!
It involved plenty of
whipped cream, stocked by
The Pet Shop Boys,
and butterscotch morsels, provided
to satiate simple minds.
Suddenly the earth shook.
Cher’s yurt remained standing.
The beat went on.
Months passed peacefully, … until…
on Groundhog Day, the
Xylons attacked the supermarket,
unaware that they were
being watched by a
troop of girl scouts
who documented their every
move via satellite imagery,
as the Xylons hunted