for the best deal
on thin mints. Meanwhile,
back at the ranch,
the main Xylon army
donned their Helmets of
Pretty Much Instant Death,
but forgot the butterscotch.
This mightily irritated their
delicate sensibilities, resulting in
much gnashing of teeth
and pretty much instant
crunchy, chocolately cocoa death
, complete with little marshmallows.
The Girl Scouts had
summoned the fiery demon
known by some as
…Tim? But it was
only two inches high
, but wielded the dreaded
Demon Sword Ralph the