Thirtieth Least Harmless Canadian
according to People magazine.
The Girl Scout leader
, whose name was Trudy,
asked Tim to rid
the world of mosquitoes
using nothing but butter.
Feeling pressured, Tim suggested
slathering themselves in copious
amounts of warm, fresh
kumkwats to smell divine.
Trudy disagreed, pointing out
the time of day
and the phase of
the secret military operation
and its butter fetish.
Fearing the worst, Tim
lit up a joint
, grabbed some butter, and
opened the window. He