their eyeballs bouncing around
Silverstone at high speed.
Oddly enough, the pirates
still had their secret
formula for growing beards.
This interested the Daleks.
who had a fetish
for occasionally ignoring punctuation.
and proper capitalization, however
choppy little sentences don’t
adequately describe Dalek pornography.
Porn encouraged Puff to
embark on a new
adventure. He flew away.
“MUST EXTERMINATE PERIODS!” they
said, (accurately imitating Daleks)
, who didn’t understand menstruation.
Meanwhile, the bearded pirates
performed an intricate dance
so as to summon