Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

in the gutter … again.

It began to rain

really, really, really hard.

Millions of brilliant little

phantasmagorical, shimmering, eldritch, prismatic…

but never mind that.

Now for something completely

unexpected: the daleks arrived!

Capitalization? Not for them.

They encircled the dragon,

and, feathers in hand,

tickled it robotically until

the Pirates opened fire!

All of a sudden,

in a surprising twist

The dragon was actually

the beloved pet of

Gerald the Hamster.

The

Pope was simply astonished.

So were the pirates,