as he demonstrated by
baring his overly large
Green and purple member
and waving it about.
By sheer coincidence, a
wizard wandered by and
, "Mxqflzbtk’s Magical Elixir of
Ungulatiantifibularian," quoth he, before
being hit by the
sheer paradoxical nature of
Vancian magic and it’s
(should be “its”?)
remarkably lethal energy tendrils.
Consequently, the dragon tried
to cast "Lugwiler’s Dismal
Cloud of Flatulence" spell,
but the talking polar-bear
was apparently unaffected. Instead,
Puff tripped over his
Phandaal’s Mantle of Stealth
and ended up face-down